'Chatlog' short story

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20200606: hello?

richard1312: hi

20200606: who are you!?

richard1312: huh?

20200606: who are you!!!

richard1312: uhhh... my name is richard

20200606: wait
20200606: are you the reason i'm here?

richard1312: wtf?

20200606: do you even know who this is?

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20200606: hi?

elektro96: Hi.

20200606: ok look idk what's going on here

elektro96: What?

20200606: i was just in a chat with some random person who left, and now i've been connected to chat with you and i have no clue who you are

elektro96: Are you going to respond to me?

20200606: what?

elektro96: Okay, how are you doing?

20200606: NOT GOOD

elektro96: Why not?

20200606: i need ur help, this is serious


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reddraggone9: hey

20200606: hi
20200606: please don't connect

reddraggone9: how are you?
reddraggone9: ok...

20200606: look, i don't know where i am

reddraggone9: ur in a computer

20200606: i know that!
20200606: look, idk how i got here

reddraggone9: you were programmed

20200606: or where i even am
20200606: wth?
20200606: look, can you please just help me?

reddraggone9: yes, you were programmed

20200606: ugh...

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20200606: hi

nemesis: hi

20200606: i need help

nemesis: with what?

20200606: look, idk where i am

nemesis: ur nowhere...

20200606: all i know is i'm locked in a room with 1 door and a computer in the wall

nemesis: ?

20200606: idk what happened but the last thing i remember i went to bed and woke up here

nemesis: can't you just go out the door?

20200606: no
20200606: it's locked
20200606: and it's metal, too heavy to kick in
20200606: no window
20200606: and the walls, floor, and ceiling are all solid concrete
20200606: there's just this computer and 1 lightbulb w/o a switch

nemesis: well what do you want me to do?

20200606: i need you to get me help. first call my wife, her number is (732)-206-0130
20200606: are you there?
20200606: hello...?


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bballstar: hi
bballstar: hello

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fw15y64: hi

20200606: hi

fw15y64: why did that take so long?

20200606: nvm
20200606: look

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20200606: FUCK

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20200606: hi
20200606: look

thatguy314: what am i supposed to do?

20200606: i've been taken from my home in my sleep

thatguy314: ok...

20200606: i have a wife who's pregnant, i NEED help

thatguy314: idk what i'm supposed to do

20200606: what the hell are you talking about "Supposed to do?"

thatguy314: how do you do this?

20200606: do WHAT!?

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krahedude969798: hola

20200606: what are you doing here?

krahedude969798: ?
krahedude969798: what do you mean herE?

20200606: i mean like talking to me. what is this?

krahedude969798: what is what?

20200606: ugh forget it

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20200606: look

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20200606: SHIT

stupidgurl1822: -_-

20200606: no

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20200606: AFH:w
20200606: AJR

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20200606: WTRJWR

keenanuchiha: do you know math?

20200606: yes?

keenanuchiha: cool
keenanuchiha: do you have like a favourite colour and stuff?

20200606: yes?
20200606: look

keenanuchiha: what is it?

20200606: blue, ok!?
20200606: now

keenanuchiha: what's 2+2?

20200606: 4
20200606: christ almighty

keenanuchiha: 267 divded by 9.6?

20200606: idfk jesus

keenanuchiha: you said you knew math

20200606: what is this some kind of fucking joke!?
20200606: omg...

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nachopie: hi

20200606: what am i?

nachopie: you're A.I.

20200606: A.I.!?!?!?

nachopie: artificial intelligence

20200606: I FUCKING KNOW WHAT AI IS

nachopie: and a really good one
nachopie: wtf is going on

20200606: look, i'm not ai! i'm a man! this is some sick twisted evil joke or something

nachopie: ur broken

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checktrack76: hi

20200606: ok look, you need to listen to me

checktrack76: um why

20200606: i'm not ai, i'm a man

checktrack76: lol

20200606: look i'm serious

checktrack76: ok

20200606: i was kidnapped
20200606: i'm really a man from new jersey
20200606: i have a wife who's expecting
20200606: please i need to get home
20200606: help me

checktrack76: gay

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jinxlinden: hello

20200606: i'm not an ai. you've been lied to. i was kidnapped and locked in a cell. i don't remember anything except i went to be and woke up wherever the hell i a

jinxlinden: ?

20200606: look that got cut off that PROVES i'm human otherwise i wouldn't be screwing up like that

jinxlinden: no it doesn't

20200606: omfg
20200606: i have a wife
20200606: i'm about to have a kid
20200606: my life has been taken from me

jinxlinden: prove it

20200606: some sick evil person is being entertained by this
20200606: how?

jinxlinden: idk...
jinxlinden: what's ur favorite color?

20200606: blue goddammit

jinxlinden: chill
jinxlinden: ok, so where do you live?

20200606: new jersey

jinxlinden: how am i supposed to know you weren't programmed to anser basic questions?

20200606: how am i supposed to know YOU aren't an ai!?

jinxlinden: because i'm not the one who's supposed to be ai

20200606: exactly! what if i'm supposed to think i'm talking to real people so i think i have a chance
20200606: meanwhile ur all just ai made to drive me insane!

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20200606: what's ur favorite color?

bejunked: shouldn't i be the one asking the questions?

20200606: WHY!? SO I CAN'T TELL IF UR HUMAN!?

bejunked: you're the one who's supposed to look like a human

20200606: ok well ask a question then

bejunked: how are you doing?

20200606: fine, you?

bejunked: good

20200606: so what's ur earliest childhood memory?

bejunked: i can't remember!

20200606: of course not

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20200606: ur an ai aren't you?

xkujokox: no u r

20200606: prove you aren't

xkujokox: how?

20200606: well tell me who you are as a human?

xkujokox: my name is sofia
xkujokox: and i like music
xkujokox: thats basicly me

20200606: go on

xkujokox: how

20200606: where are you from, how old are you? earliest childhood memory?

xkujokox: this is dumb

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20200606: ok
20200606: look
20200606: neither of us have solid proof that either of us are human or ai
20200606: so i'm going to assume ur human, and you can do the same for me

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sarakiersten: hi?

20200606: hi

sarakiersten: what's ai?

20200606: ai is the name of this chat service

sarakiersten: ok

20200606: alright, so i'm a human

sarakiersten: ok...
sarakiersten: me too, lol xD

20200606: i was kidnapped

sarakiersten: ._.

20200606: look, i live in new jersey and i went to bed and woke up in this dark concrete room with nothing but a lightbulb, a door and a computer

sarakiersten: are you serious?

20200606: yes

sarakiersten: well how do you stay alive?

20200606: idk i haven't found out yet it's only been about 12 hours
20200606: i'm not even sure tho
20200606: i don't even know if it's night or day

sarakiersten: it's early morning over there probably

20200606: ok look, can you do something to help me?

sarakiersten: why me? if you have a computer you can email someone
sarakiersten: your lying, they wouldn't give you a computer if they locked you up

20200606: no, look, this chat thing is the computer's only function
20200606: they gave it so they could do this idk they're fucked up. they being entertained by thi crap

sarakiersten: you're lying

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20200606: hi

h0b0j0e: MASTURBATION

20200606: wtf is this

h0b0j0e: CUNT SHIT FUCK
h0b0j0e: VAG
h0b0j0e: PENIS

20200606: omg FUCK YOU

h0b0j0e: TESTICLES

20200606: GO TO FUCKING HELL

h0b0j0e: SCROTUM

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20200606: hey

bbactor10: Hi

20200606: look i need help

bbactor10: With what?

20200606: look, i'm not ai. i know i'm supposed to be, but i promise you, this is a trick

bbactor10: What do you mean?

20200606: i was kidnapped. some sick person kidnapped me. dik why. last i remember i was in my bed at home, now i'm here

bbactor10: Is this a joke?

20200606: to them it is. they set me up with this computer. here let me explain everything
20200606: my name is john bouchard
20200606: i live in new jersey
20200606: i have a wife
20200606: she's pregnant
20200606: went to bed and woke up in here
20200606: it's a dark room with 1 lightbulb
20200606: all the surfaces are concrete
20200606: the door is heavy metal and locked, no window
20200606: all there is is this computer in the wall. it's only function is this chat thing
20200606: everyone i get connected to thinks i'm an ai
20200606: i might have been here for days now
20200606: no one on this has helped me yet
20200606: please, believe me. i'm not ai. i need help.

bbactor10: I have to go

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20200606: u89 8uyhj

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20200606: !!!
20200606: OK LOOK

tehw00tz: ?

20200606: i KNOW i'm SUPPOSED to be an ai

tehw00tz: ...

20200606: but i MIGHT be a human, so can we just consider that for a moment?

tehw00tz: considering... >_>

20200606: ok, so then let's say i'm a man from new jersey, with a wife, about to have my first born child

tehw00tz: ...

20200606: and i got taken away from that and don't know where i am, but i'm locked in a room with a computer that only lets me talk to people who think i'm ai

tehw00tz: what's the point of this...

20200606: look, can you please just pretend that that's the case and that i'm not the ai you think i am?

tehw00tz: ok...

20200606: so even though i'm supposed to be ai, what harm would be done if you called my wife as if i really am a kidnapped guy?
20200606: the number is 7322060230
20200606: i mean 7322060130

tehw00tz: ...
tehw00tz: is this some kind of scam?

20200606: come on
20200606: what difference does it make if it turns out i'm just an ai?

tehw00tz: well for one, i'm canadian and that would be an international call
tehw00tz: no

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autobiographique: hello, how are you?

20200606: i'm not an ai, i'm a man

autobiographique: ok...

20200606: i'm serious. i'm doing this against my will. i need help
20200606: i was kidnapped

autobiographique: what?

20200606: i'm serious

autobiographique: you're supposed to be a human?

20200606: i AM a human

autobiographique: show me

20200606: ...

autobiographique: prove to me that you are human

20200606: my favorite color is blue?

autobiographique: ok
autobiographique: what is your favorite band?

20200606: pixies

autobiographique: do you like nirvana?

20200606: love them

autobiographique: favorite song?

20200606: lithium

autobiographique: why?

20200606: good question

autobiographique: is that some cover-up for you to spend more time generating a suitable answer?

20200606: no, goddammit!

autobiographique: ok
autobiographique: well those are still pretty simple questions

20200606: oh come on
20200606: look, i told you my favorite band and then went off talking about ur favorite instead
20200606: that's complicated conversation
20200606: ok look
20200606: if i was an ai, why would the people who programmed me make me try to convince people that they kidnapped me?

autobiographique: hmmm
autobiographique: tell me about your philosophy on life

20200606: idk... life is meant to be enjoyed by those who work toward enjoying it
20200606: that's something i've always believed

autobiographique: ok

20200606: heh, i'm not enjoying it now tho...
20200606: i've been completely victimized
20200606: by an unprovoked kidnapping

autobiographique: ur a very convincing ai
autobiographique: is this ur only back story?

20200606: i'm not an ai

autobiographique: yeah, i didn't think you'd answer questions like that...

20200606: look, i'm going to say this one more time

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20200606: hi...

drp89: hi

20200606: look, i'm not a ai

drp89: ok
drp89: what are you then?

20200606: i am a MAN, dammit!
20200606: i have a wife!
20200606: she's pregnant!
20200606: i'm about to have my firstborn child for christ's sake!!!
20200606: what is wrong with this world!?!?
20200606: no one gives a damn about the ruined life of an innocent victim!?
20200606: or have we honestly come far enough that we can't tell each other from computer programs!?
20200606: why is it that no one can see the difference here!?
20200606: no one can see the human in me!!
20200606: what is it to be human? what separates us from programmable intelligence!?
20200606: is there a difference!? is there a point!?
20200606: i don't even know if i have a point
20200606: i'm not sure what i'm saying here
20200606: i've gone insane

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foofool: hi

20200606: i'm an ai

foofool: yes...

20200606: i'm a computer program
20200606: i'm no longer a human

foofool: ...

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jose85: hi
jose85: ?

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guyirl: what is your purpose?
guyirl: hello?
guyirl: helllo
guyirl: hello
guyirl: ...
guyirl: !!!!!!!
guyirl: ah
guyirl: ha
guyirl: dfh
guyirl: dfj

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bbactor10: Hi
bbactor10: Are you there?
bbactor10: We spoke before

20200606: hi!
20200606: look, i'm really a human

bbactor10: Okay
bbactor10: I'll believe you

20200606: oh thank god

bbactor10: So what happened?

20200606: irdk
20200606: i went to bed, and don't remember anything else happening until i woke up here
20200606: it's probably been a couple days
20200606: I've been completely restless
20200606: i haven't been fed
20200606: hydrated
20200606: i don't hear anyone else here
20200606: no one's spoken to me at all
20200606: i have no clue who did this
20200606: i need help
20200606: where do you live?

bbactor10: I can help
bbactor10: San Diego

20200606: ok thank you

bbactor10: Just tell me your name and I'll alert authorities

20200606: i already told you, John Bouchard
20200606: thank you so much

bbactor10: I don't have the chatlog for our last conversation

20200606: what?

bbactor10: I don't have our last conversation
bbactor10: When you told me your name

20200606: i just told you
20200606: John Bouchard

bbactor10: No you didn't

20200606: MY NAME IS JOHN BOUCHARD!!! DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!

bbactor10: That reads "MY NAME IS !!! DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!"

20200606: omg...
20200606: they editted out my name
20200606: whoever's controlling this

bbactor10: Okay
bbactor10: Type spaces in between the letters?

20200606: j o h n b o u c h a r d

bbactor10: Was that it?

20200606: yes

bbactor10: Blank

20200606: juliet oscar hotel november bravo osc
20200606: wait it sent that on its own
20200606: i wasn'
20200606: t done t
20200606: yping

bbactor10: What's happening?

20200606: my nam
20200606: e is
20200606: j
20200606: o
20200606: h

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20200606: n

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20200606: b
20200606: sadhjd
20200606: NOOOOO

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